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recipesforweebs:

So did anyone else watch the snk ova which included a precious widdle babby jean fucking kiRSCHTEIN?!

like okay. I’m an Armin fan through and through, but holy shit baby jean with his precious widdle chub face was enough to slay me like no other.

so I decided in honor of this precious little nerd, I’d make that yummy dinner style omurice that he’s eating in the gif above.

Now, as y’all probably don’t know unless you’re stalkinig me, I had a really shitty stomach flu (thanks to my dumb sister who I caught it from), so I actually didn’t eat for like 2 days, and this is one of the first actual meals that I’m eating. Because of this, I decided I wanted some delicious fuckin beef sausage in this dish, which is why I added it there despite it probably not existing in jean’s own dish. If you want to incorporate sausages into your dish like I did, follow the instructions as written. If you wanna be a basic bitch and ditch the meat, be my fuckin guest.

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Babby Kirschtein’s Dinner Omurice
(serves: 1 lol like you have anyone else to eat it with anyway u loner)

Ingredients for Omurice-

  • 1 cup cooked rice
  • 1 beef sausage*, butterflied
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 1/2 Tbsp ketchup
  • 2 cloves garlic
  • 1 pinch of salt
  • 1 pinch of black pepper

*so since my family’s full of russian FOB’s, they took to considering hot dogs as sausages, so what other people call hot dogs, I call a sausage. That’s what I’m using in this recipe. I’m using a beef sausage because they’re juicy as fuck and the juice gets all over the rice and enhances the flavor a shit ton.

Ingredients for the sauce-

  • 1/2 cup red wine (I used Chianti)
  • 1/4 cup water
  • 1/4 cup ketchup
  • 3 tsp garlic powder
  • 1 beef sausage, butterflied
  • 3 Tbsp tonkatsu sauce

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Procedure for Omurice-

  • butterfly two beef sausages and fry over medium high heat them until they brown and start kind of flaying up a bit. Chop them both up into moderately small pieces when done, and save one of them for the rice, and the other for the sauce.
  • get your garlic and smash it with a hella large knife. Once mashed, mince it with the knife into super teeny pieces. Throw it into the rice and mix that shit around.
  • In the same pan that the sausages were friend in, add the rice/garlic, and one of the chopped up sausages. Allow the mixture to heat up and brown a teeny bit.
  • Push the mixture onto one side of the pan and put your ketchup straight onto the pan. Let it heat up for about 30 seconds because fuckin idk it tastes better that way.
  • Mix it into the rice and allow it to cook for about 2 more minutes.
  • Once it’s done, put it on a plate and mold that shit to make it look cute.
  • Now for the eggs, beat those lil shits and add a pinch of salt and pepper fo dat flava.
  • heat up a large pan to high heat and add a bit of cooking spray/olive oil/canola oil to keep the egg from sticking.
  • throw the beaten eggs on there and move the pan around so the eggs are spread into a thin, crepe like circle.
  • Once that’s done, lay it on top of the rice and fold it over the rice all pretty like.

Procedure for the Sauce-

  • In a large saucepan, heat the wine until it reduces by half
  • add the rest of the ingredients, as well as the second sausage and cook until it’s bubbling like a shit ton.
  • Pour dat shit onto your omurice and make it look majestic and dinner-like as fuck.
  • Feed it to your adorable babby jean haha OH WAIT YOU DON’T HAVE A BABBY JEAN.

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AND BAM. We done. You made mama kirschtein proud and you made babby kirschtein even hungrier.

Enjoy eating your delicious fuckin omurice for dinner by yourself as you cry over the snk OVA’s with all of your heart and soul.

PEACE OUT NERDSICLES

meridiantears:

this is what i did when i first heard of Taco Bell Soap Opera and i saw that people were animating to it. I thought it would be fun an planned to put it on Hatena but then it discontinued and i don’t have the 3ds. I edited the shit out of this cuz i had to some how add the audio.

recoveryisbeautiful:

Hungry: 

If your body is asking for food, the hunger will gradually develop. Emotional hunger is a response to some sort of negative experience or feeling and is usually more of a sudden onset of a craving for a specific food. With emotional hunger you will also feel the need to eat immediately. 
If you’re still not sure, wait a few minutes and see what happens. As you do this more and more it will become easier for you to distinguish between the two.

Angry:

One thing that can help with anger is feeling a sense of power. Things like running, dancing, or other strong physical activities are a great way to get that energy out of your body. 
Depending on what works for you- you may also want to try something more calming. Slow down, let your mind relax… sometimes that can help you to organize your thoughts which may bring on the realization that whatever your angry about isn’t all that bad or is something you can work on by staying focused. 
Don’t forget to address your anger. None of this means to disregard it, push it back, or try to completely forget about it. You can’t bottle these things up inside. What you want to do is calm yourself, release that negative energy, and organize your thoughts so you can handle the anger in a safe and effective way.

Lonely:

If you’re lonely, reach out to someone. Text, phone, video chat, in person. Even just going outside for a walk or going to a coffee shop with your laptop.
You don’t always have to be directly socializing with people as long as you’re around them. Short term loneliness is sometimes alleviated by simply being in the presence of other people.

Tired:

If you’re tired, take a look at your schedule. Are you overworking yourself? You may need to make set times within your schedule to take a break. Scheduling breaks may sound weird… but you need it. Don’t burn yourself out. Don’t take on more than you can handle.
Also take a look at your sleep schedule. Are you getting the rest you need? Maybe you need to set an earlier time to get to bed in order to wake up feeling refreshed. Your body will thank you.
The last thing is that you can’t be afraid take time for yourself or say no to things. 

shitpeoplesayintf2:

askgeorgebush:

A Steam worm is going around GMod and other source games (like Tf2 and L4D1 from what ive heard from people). You can get infected with this shit just by being on a server with someone who has it.  (also possibly through steam chat?)

Go to 15:39 in the video here to see the worm activating. You can hear coughing throughout the video, but it’s coming from the worm.

If you get messages from friends that say things like ‘VINH’LL FIX IT’ or ‘*cough*’, they’re infected.

More Information

HEADS UP FOLKS WHO HAVE GMOD, might wanna stay away from it for a little bit!

Here’s the asshole creator http://steamcommunity.com/id/JVVKTN/

doodlingjaeger:

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thesoulwithinthepuzzle:

katkid10:

hell-music-destiny-money:

sliferexecutiveproducer:

variable-agent:

deevalentine:

yourfriendlyneighbourhoodladyl:

Slug Terra? Awesome!

Transformers Rescue Bots

ok

Hannibal

SHIT

Attack On Titan

Oh well, I lived a short life

Criminal Minds. Am I part of the BAU or am I an Unsub hmmmmm… 

The Young and the Restless

The Secret Circle

Rick and Morty. While stoned. Fuck.

Supernatural

I’m gonna die aren’t I

american horror story asylum

fucking fantastic

darker than black huh

The Boondocks

that’s just fucking great

Madoka Magica
n o

S O U T H P A R K
OH MY GOD

Ao no Exorcist. Wow. 

Aot lol fuck

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